Friday, 19 December 2008

55 - Tomte'd Up

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Dave returns to the fold, eh, and critiques the show he wasn't on. Mikey talks about a supermarket story (har har yes, a story with Mike and food, har!) involving a certain brand of ham. We talk about the first band announcement from a festival which Mikey and Dave both went to this year. We go through the Good, the Bad, and The Killers. We talk about the football club that is much loved by the RRP, Portsmouth FC. We talk about Diarra and January, Newcastle and Hereenveen and Tony Adams, eh. The cowbell news is about some angry monkeys beating their trainer off....with a stick, eh, the shoe-thrower and his possible wife, a man who is suing an airline for a very legitimate reason *shifty eyes*, another unfortunetly named kid with stupid parents, a man with an addictive personality - but no longer for smokes, eh, and a gay footballer who has sex with other gay footballers (which somehow relates to David Beckham, but doesn't everything, eh), . Lesbians more likely to fall pregnant, eh. Unknown to Mike, at the end of the show, Dave breaks into carol singing....fucking carol singers! Music from Volbeat, Korpiklaani and Billy Talent

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

54 - Who Throws a Shoe

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Dave couldn't make the recording due to work commitments, so Mikey is joined by Paul for this show. Mike had "bad speaking syndrome" throughout the whole show. Anyways, the show starts with a teacher making a black girl in her class simulate being on a slave ship. We ask the question, "seriously, who throws a shoe"? A story about a pregnant woman being ticketed is also on the show. We go through a website where you can hire little people, oh what fun! Mikey and Paul try a beverage known as Cherry B. The other cowbell news stories that are featured are about the Illinois governor trying to sell Obamas Senate seat, Brokeback Mountain censorship, what questions are you asking online? Poole smells of garlic, but why? A strange man and the things he can do with his eyelids are looked at, as is a man who does good deeds dressed as batman. The final story is a disapointing and misleading story about the weird things people leave on trains. Music from Testament, Foo Fighters and CJizzle

Thursday, 11 December 2008

53 - iFun

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We return after a mini break with a winter clean up show. We talk about Daves numb mouth and how annoying it is becoming, fucking dentist! Mikes acquisition of an iPhone and then proceed to flick through some of the apps. Old show linkage is introduced as Coldplay are up to their old tricks again, but with the same song! They’ll hack anything. Bad Bands is part deux of Cjizzles *rapping*. Cowbell news covers many topics old and new including stupid men with guns and horses, terrorist lego – the ultimate Christmas present? The guy from show 11 is up to his old mischievous deeds again, but its probably unsafe for him to walk back to India....wait. He really hates money it would seem. Alan Carr linked to Shannon Matthews, Wah? There is some thieving talk, some from Mexico, some from America. We also talk about the Slipknot gig, and do an album preview. Songs from Slipknot, Coldplay, Joe Satriani, CJizzle (ergh).