82 - Christmas In August

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Merry Christmas! Selfridges have started selling christmas decorations therefore it must be christmas right? Dave talks about his new job and Mike discusses agro with a subscription company. Mike also discusses how he tried to make a company money but a human didn't even read the e-mail. The news includes a new superhero appearing in Colchester, a naked man arrested while claiming to be a terminator, bride to be discovers fiancee is a porn star, a gasoline-drinking child wanting to be a transformer, world famous gay penguin couple split (far more interesting than most celebrity news), a sex-taped teacher, a man overcharged (somewhat) for cigarettes, kid forced to smoke as punishment, pub landlord's beer garden invaded! Fucking people want to stop tourists fucking under Fucking signs. The show finishes off with a recap of TFLN. Music from Slade, Team America, Airbourne and The Pogues (With Kirsty MacColl)


Quote of the Show

"ITS AUGUST! There's still five fucking months to go. People are not buying christmas trees...and if they are, fuck you!"

81 - I Didn't Fap!

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Its a show that clocks in at over 2 hours. The bulk of this show is the review of Sunday Sonisphere. Dave and Mike go over everything from the journeys there and back, how Mike didn't fap in the coach toilets, the bands that played, sleeping in Stevenage train station and just how awesome Metallica and NIN were. We also cover the top 50 albums this century (according to Kerrang); blues songs with violent and sexually explicit lyrics, homosexual rap lines and rappers with shit names. It's all about music this time around. Music from Machine Head and Metallica

Quote of the Show - "we couldn't get far enough away to not hear Mastodon"